Ircing :: Birju Dada “Hamaray Dada Aap kay dada” Duniya kay dada!

Birju dada !!The name which influence me when i log in to irc it’s not just the name or nick (Guvnor) which influence me but the personality behind the nick is the cause of influence. Let me describe him in few words “he’s the man” who can do every thing and before any thing get invent in some “Little genius minds ” Like einstien,Orkut,indiana jones. It would have been done by him long back! So new inventions make little or no-sense to this mastermind.

He knows everything ! From a crisis b/w Political parties to the medicines in pharmacy.
So there is no way of saying “No” or “Birju bhai aisay nahi hota” Because “Yaar tum nay mujh say ziada kia hai kia ? ” Leading you with no arguments to do further!. Believe me when i say this Guy is “Perfect” then i mean it i know after reading this article the first thing that he would ask me wud be “Yaar aisay kyon likha aisay thori waisay likhna tha Karnay say pehlay aik baar poch hi leta Sahi bata daita tujhay yeh to galat hai “.

I meet him not on irc but in real at first we use to have arguments in first but then gradually we became friends! Very fast friends indeed.! He treat me like his younger brother.

Couple of days back i wrote a tcl that would be able to tackle most of the flood related problems that usually #’s on Undernet face.

At the time i wrote that script i msg’ed Guvnor that he can use it on #Pak.. and it would vanish all the flood related issues but he was like no we don’t use that and all.

So i thought they should be better off not using it.

Then eventually i saw that the same script that i wrote is being used on #Pak.. i msg’ed Guvnor back..

[23:34:44] <Zeem> haan
[23:34:45] <Zeem> dada
[23:34:48] <Zeem> there
[23:35:13] <Guvnor> haan
[23:35:14] <Guvnor> kia hoa
[23:35:23] <Zeem> Pak walay bhi agaye
[23:35:29] <Zeem> aap kay bhai wali strategy pay
[23:35:31] <Zeem> 😛
[23:35:39] <Guvnor> kaun se strategy
[23:35:46] <Zeem> hhum ki tcl using
[23:35:56] <Guvnor> aap nay baad mai notice kara hia bhai pahla agae tha heh

“Keeping in mind i have verified that the script which was being used were mine ? How’s that well in software engineering you have often told that about the software outcomes no one knows better then what the developer know”.

The earlier version that i released had a bug.. Crucial bug perhaps that would cause an Escape characters vuln in the script. The vuln exists in the context of modeD:raw352 where the input is being simply fetched and nick is being voiced however there is not way to validate that the supplied string that comes up in raw reply is in the correct format by correct format i mean that it doesn’t have any escape characters. So keeping that in my mind i came up with the nick buggy joined #karachi and the Real name is being set to fool the script that is “Checking Bug”==)`

Now What my script is ought to do is not to voice the nick and place a fancy looking error on party line… Same thing happened on #Pakistan the nick buggy` was not being voiced.

While the chat carry on.

[23:36:06] <Zeem> lol
[23:36:09] <Zeem> abhi prove kar sakta hoon
[23:36:13] <Zeem> kay its my tcl
[23:36:14] <Zeem> 😀
[23:36:19] <Zeem> bug hai
[23:36:19] <Guvnor> acha woh kesa 😀
[23:36:30] <Zeem> jo develop karta hai
[23:36:33] <Zeem> usay pata hota hai
[23:36:35] <Zeem> kia bug hai
[23:36:36] <Zeem> rofl!
[23:36:43] <Guvnor> acha good
[23:36:45] <Guvnor> kia bug hai heh
[23:36:52] <Zeem> sab bata doon 😛
[23:37:18] <Guvnor> nahi bata bhai prove kar ;p
[23:37:19] <Guvnor> heh
[23:37:39] <Zeem> get me in
[23:37:41] <Zeem> dcc
[23:38:00] <Guvnor> heh acha
[23:39:21] <Zeem> phir aap kahaingay
[23:39:27] <Zeem> kay yeh to pehlay hi pata tha 😀
[23:39:28] <Zeem> rofl!
[23:39:33] <Guvnor> abay
[23:39:38] <Guvnor> bolta rahta hia
[23:44:26] <Zeem> 😀

By this time buggy was on Pak and was not being voiced…

[23:45:32] <Guvnor> lol
[23:45:37] <Guvnor> kia hoa galat nikli aap k baat ;p
[23:45:47] <Zeem> lol
[23:45:48] <Zeem> nahi
[23:45:53] <Zeem> abhi prove hi kahan ki hai
[23:46:01] <Guvnor> tu bhi na over excited hai
[23:46:12] <Zeem> This is for sure
[23:46:14] <Zeem> my script
[23:46:24] <Guvnor> nahi its not 🙂
[23:46:28] <Zeem> I can bet over it.!
[23:46:37] <Guvnor> tum jab phoch rahat ha na
[23:46:43] <Guvnor> us time yeh idhar enabled thi
[23:46:57] <Guvnor> jab tum nay bola tha na koe idea do
[23:46:58] <Guvnor> then i told you
[23:47:03] <Guvnor> kay use /who nick
[23:47:06] <Guvnor> us time yeh idhar chal rahi th
[23:47:19] <Zeem> lol
[23:47:22] <Guvnor> tum bol raha tha you can do only with /names -d #channel
[23:47:25] <Zeem> dada
[23:47:27] <Zeem> code dikha do iska
[23:47:31] <Guvnor> and use its raw to get its host
[23:47:35] <Zeem> tab manain!
[23:47:36] <Zeem> kay alag hai
[23:47:44] <Guvnor> pata nahi na
[23:47:56] <Zeem> Malik nay
[23:48:00] <Zeem> module to nahi likhdia
[23:48:00] <Zeem> lol!
[23:48:05] <Guvnor> heh
[23:48:10] <Guvnor> malik cheeta hia 😉
[23:48:12] <Guvnor> khair
[23:48:18] <Guvnor> tu tum bug bata rahat ha meri jana ;p
[23:48:20] <Guvnor> tu bhi bohat hoshiyar ha
[23:49:21] <Zeem> meri script hai
[23:49:22] <Zeem> man lo
[23:49:40] <Guvnor> abay nahi hia na janu
[23:50:19] <Zeem> lol
[23:50:20] <Zeem> meriiii hai
[23:50:53] <Zeem> I have proven my point!
[23:51:01] <Zeem> Indirectly
[23:51:01] <Zeem> dada
[23:51:03] <Guvnor> kaun sa point bhai
[23:51:05] <Guvnor> lol
[23:51:19] <Zeem> @ #pakistan buggy`
[23:51:19] <Zeem> #pakistan End of /NAMES list.
[23:51:26] <Zeem> Kabhi voice nahi karayga isay!
[23:51:28] <Zeem> rofl!
[23:51:33] <Guvnor> acha
[23:51:34] <Guvnor> dekhta hia
[23:51:36] <Zeem> this nick is sitting
[23:51:40] <Zeem> from about
[23:51:42] <Zeem> 15 minutes
[23:51:46] <Zeem> while we were chatting!
[23:51:48] <Zeem> hahah!
[23:51:56] <Zeem> 🙂
[23:52:03] <Zeem> so ab agar
[23:52:04] <Zeem> achanak say
[23:52:08] <Zeem> script ko yaad ajaye
[23:52:10] <Zeem> to alag baat hai
[23:52:16] <Zeem> rofl!
[23:52:28] <Zeem> heh.
[23:52:32] <Zeem> I have proven my point!
[23:52:42] <Guvnor> tujhy bohat khushfahmi rahti hai heh
[23:52:47] <Zeem> Thoray hoshiyar hum bhi hain
[23:53:12] <Guvnor> nahi
[23:53:23] <Guvnor> may be you detected this bug earlier but that doesnt mean its your code pagal
[23:53:26] <Guvnor> heh
[23:53:27] <Guvnor> khair
[23:53:34] <Zeem> HOW COME
[23:53:37] <Zeem> your code
[23:53:40] <Zeem> will have exact mistake
[23:53:43] <Zeem> that i have!
[23:53:47] <Zeem> ab yeh nahi kehna
[23:53:52] <Zeem> “Great minds think alike”
[23:53:54] <Zeem> rofl!
[23:54:06] <Guvnor> abay you havent done that mistake heh
[23:54:20] <Guvnor> it must be due to same raw information stupid
[23:55:01] <Guvnor> bohat bari film hia tu yar
[23:55:02] <Guvnor> lol
[23:55:15] <Zeem> LOL!
[23:55:20] <Zeem> its a logic error dada
[23:55:24] <Zeem> hahahhahahhahaha
[23:55:28] <Zeem> Maan na nahi
[23:56:21] <Guvnor> abay bhai
[23:56:37] <Guvnor> tu is khushfahmi say jis din bahar agia us din coder ban jayga heh
[23:57:41] <Zeem> I should put this on my blog
[23:57:44] <Zeem> Untham 😀
[23:57:56] <Guvnor> lol
[23:57:57] <Guvnor> do it bhai
[00:00:09] <Zeem> haan
[00:00:10] <Zeem> i will
[00:00:13] <Zeem> unth scene hai yeh to
[00:00:14] <Zeem> rofl!
[00:00:23] <Zeem> i lub u
[00:00:25] <Guvnor> wesa this bug is simple
[00:00:31] <Guvnor> its just because of special char
[00:00:50] <Guvnor> wesa tu aur teri yeh batain heh
[00:02:21] <Guvnor> batain karwalo logic error
[00:02:22] <Guvnor> LOL
[00:02:25] <Guvnor> too tight azeem
[00:02:42] <Zeem> lol
[00:02:43] <Zeem> Haan
[00:02:46] <Zeem> Exactly!
[00:02:48] <Guvnor> tu bhi na
[00:02:51] <Zeem> mein nay
[00:02:53] <Zeem> jo code likha
[00:02:55] <Zeem> us mein yeh bug tha
[00:02:56] <Zeem> how come
[00:02:59] <Zeem> aap nay jo code likha
[00:03:00] <Guvnor> bhai
[00:03:02] <Zeem> us mein bhi same bug ?
[00:03:03] <Zeem> rofl!
[00:03:10] <Guvnor> debug kar kay he pata chalga na idiot
[00:03:15] <Guvnor> tu nay pahla note karlea
[00:03:18] <Guvnor> tera kamal yeh hia
[00:03:24] <Guvnor> tu cheeta hai bus?
[00:04:08] <Zeem> Nahi
[00:04:16] <Zeem> Yeh to point hinahi
[00:04:20] <Zeem> point to yeh hai i said
[00:04:26] <Zeem> ur using the same one i wrote
[00:04:31] <Zeem> u said no you have ur own!
[00:04:39] <Guvnor> nahi its not the same
[00:04:45] <Zeem> i proved my point by giving you the test case
[00:04:51] <Zeem> in which the script wudnt work.!
[00:04:58] <Zeem> And you are like! yeh to chota sa bug hai
[00:05:03] <Guvnor> this is what you think na
[00:05:08] <Zeem> magar DONO Nay agar alag alag likhi hain
[00:05:13] <Zeem> to doono nay same mistake kaisay ki
[00:05:38] <Zeem> The point is that
[00:05:45] <Guvnor> janu yeh raw ka error hia
[00:05:53] <Zeem> Still ur on the wrong side
[00:05:57] <Zeem> its because of using list
[00:06:01] <Zeem> and within the list
[00:06:07] <Zeem> you have fetch out
[00:06:09] <Zeem> data
[00:06:09] <Guvnor> agar raw say info le jayge aur nick mai special chars hoga tu it will give this error
[00:06:17] <Zeem> LOL
[00:06:19] <Zeem> NO WAY
[00:06:29] <Zeem> INFO lainay ko elaborate karain
[00:06:35] <Zeem> Info har koye meri tarhan hi kyon layga
[00:06:38] <Zeem> lindex
[00:06:39] <Zeem> list
[00:06:42] <Zeem> i used list
[00:06:48] <Guvnor> apni url dena lemme see it
[00:06:53] <Zeem> there are 10 alternative
[00:06:57] <Zeem> for fetching it out
[00:07:14] <Zeem> Maaaaaaaan lo
[00:07:26] <Guvnor> kia maan lon meri jaan
[00:08:19] <Zeem> kay ur using the same thing
[00:08:20] <Zeem> i wrote
[00:08:22] <Zeem> 😀
[00:08:32] <Guvnor> nopes 🙂
[00:08:36] <Guvnor> infact you are using our idea ;D
[00:08:40] <Zeem> LOL!
[00:08:40] <Guvnor> i suggested you /who nck ;p
[00:08:41] <Zeem> LOL!
[00:08:43] <Guvnor> to fetch the data ;p
[00:08:44] <Guvnor> heh
[00:08:45] <Zeem> rofl
[00:08:47] <Zeem> yeh to hadh hogaye
[00:08:52] <Guvnor> lol
[00:08:57] <Guvnor> logs check kar
[00:09:26] <Guvnor> acha wesa apni url tu do tumhara code tu dekhon
[00:13:20] <Guvnor> lol you used my idea
[00:13:38] <Zeem> UFF
[00:13:45] <Zeem> Khush fehmian
[00:13:46] <Zeem> khair
[00:13:49] <Guvnor> khair mama
[00:13:49] <Zeem> i am not here to compete!
[00:13:51] <Guvnor> check out the logs
[00:13:53] <Guvnor> you were saying
[00:13:53] <Zeem> The idea is that
[00:14:00] <Guvnor> you can check host from name heh raw data
[00:14:05] <Guvnor> and i suggested you to
[00:14:08] <Guvnor> check either whois or who
[00:14:09] <Guvnor> 😛
[00:14:11] <Guvnor> yaad karo :p
[00:14:16] <Guvnor> and you said
[00:14:18] <Guvnor> mama rahna do
[00:14:18] <Zeem> Kay atleast
[00:14:21] <Zeem> give credit
[00:14:25] <Zeem> to the creator.
[00:14:27] <Guvnor> lol
[00:14:47] <Guvnor> yea you forgot to give credits to me 🙂
[00:14:58] <Zeem> If you would have assisted me
[00:15:00] <Zeem> for a single line
[00:15:09] <Zeem> i wud for sure have written your name
[00:15:11] <Zeem> on it.
[00:15:14] <Guvnor> bhia
[00:15:17] <Guvnor> you didnt know how to do it
[00:15:23] <Zeem>
[00:15:24] <Zeem> Achan
[00:15:24] <Guvnor> i suggested / assisted you how to
[00:15:25] <Guvnor> 🙂
[00:15:36] <Zeem> I think ppl at egghelp did.
[00:15:50] <Guvnor> oh acha
[00:16:14] <Zeem> and i mention it there
[00:16:17] <Zeem> that the initial
[00:16:19] <Guvnor> khiar jo pakistan pay its much more advanced and does much more jobs
[00:16:31] <Zeem> concept is driven from the egghelp forum.
[00:16:44] <Zeem> greets to them 🙂
[00:16:56] <Guvnor> bhai it was simple
[00:16:59] <Guvnor> all you have to check raw for name
[00:17:00] <Guvnor> heh
[00:17:11] <Guvnor> and then get their whois or who to match hosts etc
[00:17:15] <Guvnor> thats what i told you at that time
[00:17:17] <Guvnor> khair azeem
[00:17:19] <Guvnor> tu cheeta hia heh
[00:17:26] <Zeem> lol
[00:17:29] <Zeem> Dada
[00:17:39] <Zeem> Aap to 2 din mein aik OS khara kardo
[00:17:40] <Guvnor> lol
[00:17:45] <Zeem> I know itni potential hai aap mein!
[00:17:48] <Guvnor> teri batian itni funny hain kia batao
[00:17:53] <Zeem> aap ko kuch keh sakta hoon mein
[00:17:53] <Zeem> 😀
[00:17:58] <Guvnor> abay
[00:18:03] <Guvnor> mujhy tu chor do 😉
[00:18:04] <Guvnor> heh
[00:18:10] <Guvnor> mai teri baat kar raha hon
[00:18:11] <Guvnor> 😛
[00:18:14] <Zeem> Lekin u owe me
[00:18:16] <Zeem> for sure yaar
[00:18:17] <Guvnor> tu hamsha say asa he hai
[00:18:18] <Zeem> hadh hai
[00:24:16] <Zeem> tcl coder
[00:24:18] <Zeem> bhai jaan
[00:24:20] <Zeem> kahan hai
[00:24:24] <Zeem> lolololol
[00:24:42] <Guvnor> lol
[00:24:44] <Guvnor> kia hoa
[00:24:56] <Zeem> dada
[00:24:58] <Zeem> sir pay haath rakhdo
[00:25:04] <Guvnor> kis ka
[00:25:06] <Zeem> hamain bhi kuch afaka hojaye
[00:25:12] <Guvnor> lol
[00:25:13] <Zeem> mein bhi bara ho kay
[00:25:17] <Zeem> tcl coder banonga
[00:25:19] * Guvnor places his hand on Zeem

Nice isn’t it ? Well We all use work! of other’s i do! But i give them credits for what they have done.! If some one comes to me and ask’s how come you have develop a social networking site single handed? My reply would be that i used one of the Open source Solution and modified it as my requirements ! Giving credits to the writer is what least one could expect from the people who uses it.! As to ensure that this code doesn’t get public i would be releasing it publicly by today! and would be available at egghelp.org soon.

Easy or west “Guvnor” aka Birju dada is the best!

Azeem.-

~ by Azeem on December 10, 2007.